CCST3K(Season 2)#12-Caught In The Act

*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON TWO)

EPISODE 12: CAUGHT IN THE ACT

(A Card Captor Sakura [CardCaptors] MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of Card Captor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” and “CardCaptors” are trademarks of CLAMP and those who distribute them.

“Caught In The Act” is the property of Second Sailor Destiny and she’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend her by making fun of her work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

WARNING! This MSTing contains artificial lime flavoring that may not agree with your digestive system!

(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)

It's the not-too-distant future,

Last Sunday BC

There was this girl named Sakura

Quite different from you or me

She captured Clow Cards with her friends

All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens

They tried to save the human race,

But Eriol lost his patience

So he shot them into space!!!!

Sakura: (Hoeeee……)

Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)

We'll send them crappy fanfics

The worst we can find  (lalala)

They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds  (lalala)

Now keep in mind they can't control

When the fanfics begin or end  (lalala)

Because, let’s face it, after all

Eriol’s not really their friend;

CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:

Meiling:

'Who asked you?!’

Tomoyo:

'Plushies!!'

Syaoran:

'Where’s my sword?'

KEROOOOOOO!!!

'I love pudding!'

If you'er wondering how they eat and breathe

And other science facts  (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself

*It's just a MiST*

You should really just relax

For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

DEEP 13

15:26 Hours

“I’m getting really sick of this.” The evil Dr. Eriol Hiirigazawa, master of Deep 13, controller of enormous power, and winner of Harry Potter look-alike contests worldwide, was losing his patience with his two assistants, TV’s Ruby Moon and TV’s Spinel Sun. He should have known better than to entrust the sacred duty of aiding him in conquering the planet to a pink-haired airhead and a black cat with wings. Ruby Moon’s latest transgression involved fourteen boxes of plushies, forty-eight yards of pink ribbon and a Boeing 747. Spinel Sun was content to sleep his days away, ignoring Eriol altogether. Eriol had started to think that his life would be easier without assistants. Why couldn’t conquering the world be easier? Well, if it was, it would’ve been done by now.

“Do me a favour, Ruby Moon,” Eriol said while rubbing his temples. “Call the Satellite.”

TV’s Ruby Moon sniffed with contempt as she headed to the control panel. A few moments later the viewscreen came to life.

“Well, my little…” Eriol paused as he noticed something… odd. He saw one Sakura, one Kero, one Meiling and two Tomoyos. The second one was scowling with her arms crossed and was wearing a frilly dress instead of the standard issue jumpsuit.

“What the--?” Eriol began.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Uh… We had a little mishap with this week’s Clow card, sir,” Sakura began. “It’s ‘The Cosplay’ card. It allows you to perfectly disguise yourself as your favorite characters without spending thousands on material and days and weeks of mind numbing labour. Unfortunately, when we tried it on Syaoran…”

“Oh, shut up!” grumbled the second Tomoyo.

Eriol and company fell over laughing.

DEEP 13

“Hee, hee. Hmph--hee, hee. Look on the bright side, Syaoran,” said Ruby Moon. “Now you can star in an Amazoness Duo fic and still get Sakura.”

“Ix-nay on the iff-rays about the uo-Day,” said Eriol. “We promised the Duo that if they didn’t break our kneecaps we’d forget the whole ‘Fallen Horses’ thing and not make fun of them anymore.”

“Ite-bay e-may,” grumbled Ruby Moon.

“My Clow card this week is a derivative of your ‘Doll’ card,” Eriol began. “As you know, anime fans just love to collect stuff. But nothing freaks them out more than when crappy Barbie wannabe stuff is spawned from TV dub versions their favorite series. It happened to the CCS fans and the Sailor Moon fans and I’ll make sure it happens to other series as well. Bwa HA HA HAAAAA!! I call it ‘The Mattel’, after the largest producer of plastic toys I could think of.”

Ruby Moon went to fetch the fanfic for the experiment. “This week’s feature comes to us from Second Sailor Destiny, author of ‘Kiss And Flee’,” said Eriol. “It’s an odd little lime fic about some of the oldest sitcom situations on Earth. Rub some salt in their wounds, Ruby Moon.”

“Whatever,” Ruby Moon replied in her best Madison Taylor impression.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Okay… I think I’ve got it…” Sakura activated ‘The Cosplay’ again and Syaoran was surround by bright light before returning to his usual self.

“Thank God!” he exclaimed.

“I don’t know,” said Tomoyo. “I think we’d look cute as twins.”

“Oh, shut up, Daidouji.”

Suddenly alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It melts away to nothing.)

(Door 5: It swirls open from the center.)

(Door 4: It falls toward you, missing your foot by inches.)

(Door 3: It splits into six long strips that retract into the doorframe.)

(Door 2: It’s made of small wooden blocks. The CCS plushies come in and haul them away, one at a time.)

(Door 1: It’s a set of theater curtains. They are pulled back and you move on.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a small hatch pops open.)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan enter the theater. The three take their seats in the theater while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

>'Caught in the Act
>By: The Second Sailor Destiny

Kero:<singing> You are my destiny…

>Author's Notes: You know....I just thought of something...

Syaoran: A plot?

>my pen name is The Second Sailor Destiny,

Kero: Kinda slow on the uptick, isn’t she?

>but I haven't even considered writing ONE Sailor Moon story. Isn't that a kawinky dinky?

Tomoyo: Oh, yes indeedy!

>This story is a S+S pairing but I'm gonna called the dude who's name starts with a s, Li because....er....well.....

Sakura:<Second Sailor Destiny> I want to annoy the hell out of you.

>I dunno how to....uh...spell his other name.....hehe*blush* *serious sweatdropping* Is it spelled S-y-a-o-r-a-n?

Sakura:<nods> Very good.

Kero: Maybe the rest of her spelling will hold up too.

Syaoran: Don’t count on it.

>Can someone please tell me?!!!!

Tomoyo:<Second Sailor Destiny a la Ryoga> Which way is it to the Tendo house?!!!!

>Lil' Pan-chan, I am really sorry that I even wrote this...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!

Kero: Lil’ Pan-chan has the right idea.

>Disclaimer: I don't own Cardcaptor Sakura. It belongs to CLAMP. And sadly...I don't own...*sob*...I don't

>own....*choke*....LI!!!! *uncontollably sobbing*

Sakura: That’s right! He’s MINE!

Kero: You two…

>Just to warn you.....this story is extremely.....and I mean EXTREMELY retarded.

Sakura: So why’d you write it?

Kero: I guess that means she won’t mind us riffing it, right?

>It has no meaning at all.....just a copule of laughs....

Kero: Whatever a copule is.

>Both Li and Sakura are 17 in the story. CAUTION!!! SOME YAOI!!!!!

All: Uh-oh…

>"Thanks for walking me home Li."
>"It's no prob Sakura-chan."

Kero: When east meets west.

Syaoran:<Li Showron>Arigato, dude!

>Sakura blushed. Ever since they had started dating he had called her Sakura-chan and when he did, she always

>blushed.

Tomoyo: They’re soooooooo CUTE!!!!

>"My, my are someone's cheeks extra rosy today!!!!"

Kero: Hitting the caffeine again, Li?

>Sakura playfully slapped him on the arm.

Tomoyo: Who does she think she is? Ukyou Kuonji?

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon a la Ukyou Kuonji>Li-Chan!!

Syaoran: Don’t go there.

>"You shut up!!! Or else I won't kiss you..."
>"Oh no!!! Anything but THAT!!!"
>Li was on one knee and he was making quite the scene, no, production.

Syaoran: You know, to replace a word you might want to try the “Backspace” key.

>"Oh fine...."

Tomoyo:<Madison Taylor> Whatever.

Sakura: You get a lot of mileage out of that line, don’t you?

Tomoyo: Yep!

>Sakura easily pulled Li up from his position on the ground and she pulled his lips onto her own.

Tomoyo: Smooth…

Kero: Yeah. Like a gravel enema.

Sakura and Syaoran: Eeeeeeeewwwww…

>Sakura's thoughts:*Hehehehe...dad's not gonna be home until after midnight*

Kero: Hehehehe…

Sakura: Kero…

>"Hey Li..."she said in between kisses.
>"Hmmmm?"
>"Would you like to come in? Real quick?"

Kero:<Li Showron> I’d like to think I’d take longer than that.

Sakura: Kero…

>Li immediatly broke the kiss and backed away blushing crimson.

Tomoyo: That’s Li-kun alright.

>*Okay Li, thinnk

Sakura: …about how to spell “think”.

>about the consequences instead of your hormones...

Kero:<hormones> GIVE IN TO US!!

Sakura: Kero…

>going in means that it would NOT be real quick....

Kero:<Li Showron> Or so I’d like to think.

Sakura: KERO!

>she could get pregnant.....I wonder what she looks like without anything on...DAMMIT LI!!! You know that you

>shouldn't do this, just back away.....she has a nice butt....LI SHUT UP!!!!*

Tomoyo: Shouldn’t there be an angel and a devil on his shoulders for this?

Sakura: Do you really think about that kind of thing, Syaoran-kun?

Syaoran:<sweatdrops> Um…

>Sakura watched in slight amusment as Li had a mental battle with himself. She couldn't help but giggle a bit.

>He looked so cute when he was in panic.

Sakura and Tomoyo: How KAWAII!!

>*You know Li, condoms do exist...

Kero: Thanks for sharing.

Syaoran:<Li Showron> After all, I’ve read “The Seduction Of Sakura” and Kit Spooner wouldn’t lie.

>WE'RE NOT READY!!! Come on...think about those curvy hips swinging from left to right.

Tomoyo: Sakura is dancing?

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> Dig me! I’m Brittney Spears!

>You know you want it....no, no, no, no, NO!! Damn you hormones!!!

Syaoran:<Li Showron>DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

>SHUT UP!!! Okay Li, stop thinking dirty...what would she look like in lingere? SHUT THE HELL UP LI!!!*

Kero: Okay. That’s enough.

>"Li? Are you okay...."

Kero: Thank you.

>Sakura was getting a bit worried. Li was on his knees, holding is head with both hands over his ears and shaking his head back and forth so >quickly that you would think that his brains would fall out.

Kero: Assuming he has any.

Kero: OW!

>"Hunh? What is it Sakura-chan?"

Syaoran:<Li Showron> I was in the middle of my Cloud Strife impression.

>"Um...well....you...looked like...you...um...." Sakura sweatdropped and just pointed to his current position.

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> Line?

>Li looked around and wondered why her voice was so muffled. He quickly realized that he

>had his hands over his ears and that he was on the ground. Also, he had a headache so he

>must've been shaking his head in panic. With lightning fast speed, he jumped up and brushed

>himself off, blushing a deep tint of red the whole time.

Sakura: That’s my Syaoran-kun!

>"Hehehe....I'm just fine...."
>"Well...you still didn't answer my question.:
>"Uh...what question?"Li said, feigning ignorance.
>Sakura stepped closer and leaned in so close that when she spoke it was like she was nibling Li's ear.

>He thought he would pass out.
>"Do you want to come in?" she purred.

Kero: He’s got her purring now!

Sakura: Kero…

>"Sakura-chan,"he pushed her away,"now we have to be responsible and think of the consequences.

Syaoran:<Li Showron>We could become part of a Lemon fic!

>I mean, you could get pregnant..."
>"LI?!!! Who ever said anything about doing that? I just asked you if you wanted to come in!!!!"

Syaoran:<Li Showron> Uh… Oops!

>Li had guessed exactly what Sakura had in mind but she wanted to see him blush again.

>She couldn't help but think that Li looked cute when he was in panic.

Sakura: It’s true!

Syaoran:<blushing>Sakura…

>"EEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!! Oh Sakura-chan I'm..so...sor..y...me...best..go...in bed...I mean...

>home....bye..."stuttered and crimson Li.

Kero: The role of Li Showron will now be played by Torgo.

Syaoran:<Li Showron>I take caRe of The plaCe while the MasTer is away.

>Li was just about to take off when Sakura grabbed his arm.
>"Wait a minute....you got me...and you guessed my evil intentions too..."

Kero:<sing-song> Sakura’s being naughty!

Sakura:<blushing> Kero!

>Li gulped.
>"But, Sakura-chan...." she cut him off by putting a finger to his lips.
>"No buts Li..." she said softly but firmly.

Kero:<Sakura Avalon> I don’t go in for that kind of thing.

Sakura and Syaoran:<blushing> KERO!!

>Li gulped again. Sakura leaned in again and whispered,
>"Daddy won't be home until after midnight..."

Tomoyo: I think Touya would be the one they should worry about.

>Sakura opened the door and led him up to her bedroom.

Tomoyo: And me without my camera!

Sakura and Syaoran: Tomoyo!

>Once they got there, she closed the door, locked it from the outside, and threw the key out the window.

Tomoyo: She locked the door from the outside? So, Li is trapped?

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> Heh, heh! Got him!

>When Li heard the door slam he immedietly snapped out of his daze.
>"Hunh?! Where are we?!"
>"They bedroom silly..."

Tomoyo: They bedroom?

Kero: Sure. It’s the room where they bed!

Sakura: Kero!

>"EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!! Let me out!!!!!"

Kero:<Li Showron> I don’t wanna get laid!

Sakura: KERO!

>Li ran towards the door only to find it locked.
>"Shesh Li, it's okay! I'm on the pill..."

Tomoyo:<Sakura Avalon> You should be taking some kinda pills too. You need to relax.

>"Really?!"
>"Yup."

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> Prozak, twice a day!

>*Okay Li, what harm could letting your hormones win do? Well...her dad could catch us and rip my head off,

>chew it up and spit it out!!!!

Syaoran: I think the author’s confusing Fujitaka with Touya.

>The door's locked silly....no harm.....no, no, no, no, this isn't happening to me.

>I wonder if she's wearing a bra....LI!!!I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!*
>Sakura was getting worried again. Li was having another battle with himself.
>"Uh...Li?"
>He popped up.

Kero: Yikes! Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see her?

Sakura: Kero!

>"Hm?"
>"Uh nothing..."
>(Long pause..................................................................................................)

Tomoyo:<Second Sailor Destiny> Damn writer’s block!

>*Okay Li, that's it!!!! I'm putting my foot down!!! You will surrender!!!!

All: SURRENDER!!!

>NNNNOOOOO!!!!YYYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!NNNNOOO!!.

All: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

>..................long pause..........

Sakura: Again?

>you know what? What? Screw it....you win.....*

Kero: Woo-hoo!

Sakura, Syaoran and Tomoyo: KERO!

>"Eeep!!!" Sakura let out a squeak as Li suddenly scooped her up and tossed her on the bed and climbed on top of her.

Tomoyo: He moves right along.

Syaoran: Tomoyo…

>He took out a reveal card and in one swift movement, they were both exposed to each others eyes.

Sakura: Reveal card?

Tomoyo: Second Sailor Destiny doesn’t have a keen grasp of the Clow cards.

Syaoran: Yeah. Remember the “Paralysis” card from “Kiss And Flee”?

Kero: I’d rather not.

>"wow......" they both whispered.
>Thier gazing was interrupted by two loud screams.

Sakura: The sound of readers noticing yet another spelling mistake?

Kero: Looks like Touya and Fujitaka are home.

>"TORI!!!!!"
>"JULIAN!!!!"

Kero: Well, I was right about Touya.

Tomoyo: Wait a sec--

>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Sakura and Li said in unsion.

Syaoran: So those screams were…

All: Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!

Syaoran: I think I’m gonna be sick.

Kero: That is definitely an image I did not need.

Tomoyo: Me neither.

>"We can ignore them Sakura-chan..."

Kero: Good luck.

>"I guess we can Li-kun..."

Kero: It’s the latest dance craze! The LI-KUN!!

Sakura and Tomoyo: DO THE LI-KUN!!

Syaoran:<blushing> Now, cut that out!

>******************************OUTSIDE*********************************************

Tomoyo: Actually, it’s more traditional to just cut to the curtains blowing in the wind.

Kero: I wonder what else is blowing.

Sakura: KERO!

Syaoran: What’s with all the innuendo? It’s getting to be like “The Seduction Of Sakura” or “52 Ways To Pick Up A Card Captor Sakura Character” around here.

>Aiden was driving down the street to his house.

Tomoyo: By the way, “Aiden” should be spelled F-U-J-I-T-A-K-A.

Sakura: And “Julian” should be spelled Y-U-K-I-T-O.

Kero: Enough spelling! This isn’t “Sesame Street”!

>He figured that Sakura would still be out with Li so he was going to suprise her by

Syaoran: Learning how to spell “surprise”?

>making her favorite dish for supper.

Kero: I think she’s already having her favorite dish.

Sakura:<blushing>KERO!

Kero: Heh heh heh!

>He pulled into the driveway, and walked to the front door. He was greeted by four different screams

>and alot of thumping noise.

Tomoyo: Great. We’ve wandered into an episode of ‘Three’s Company’.

>"What the hell?!"

Syaoran: My thoughts exactly.

>The room closest was Tori's so he ran to his room trying to find out what was wrong.

Sakura: Something is wrong all right. Very, very wrong.

>He was ready to kick ass if anyone was hurting his kids.

Kero: The role of Aiden will now be played by Jackie Chan.

>*Wait a minute....I only have two kids...what's going on?!"

Syaoran: You don’t wanna know.

>Aiden prepared himself for the worst. He was ready to fight.
>*Here goes nothing*
>BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Kero:<Aiden> Good thing I brought that C-4 to blow open the door.

>The screaming and thumping abruptly stopped.
>(Long pause..........................................................................................................................)

Tomoyo:<Second Sailor Destiny> Hmmm… What should come next?

>Tori:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Syaoran: My Goddess?

Tomoyo and Kero: IT’S MEGAMI-SAMA!!

>Julian:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Syaoran: Megami-sama?

Kero: Better.

>Aiden:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sakura: Sakura-sama?

Kero: Heh.

Tomoyo: Could we please stop plugging other people’s fics?

>Tori:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>Julian:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>Aiden:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Kero: All this screaming. Is this a Wes Craven movie?

>There laid a naked Tori and a naked Julian. It was obvious what they were doing.

All: Eeeeeewwwwwwww….

Syaoran: I… think… I’m gonna….

Kero: Me too…

Sakura: Me three…

>Tori:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>Julian:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>Aiden:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Tomoyo: Sayyyyyy, when did this turn into script format?

>Aiden slammed the door shut.

Syaoran: Thank you!

>*Okay I did not just see my son, no my new GAY son with Julian!!!!!*

Kero:<Aiden> It did not happen! Just like that time I thought I was abducted by aliens.

>Sakura:OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!
>Aiden heard thumping again, but this time there was alot of crashing. Like glass was

>being thrown against the wall.

Kero: Boy, you two are clumsy.

Sakura:<blushing>KERO!

Tomoyo: She gets it from her mother.

Syaoran: The clumsiness or the blushing?

>*Okay, she called for help!!! What if there is something wrong?*
>Li: I will show you NO MERCY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Syaoran:<Li Showron> I am the guardian of the hell!

>*I didn't reconize that other voice....someone could be hurting Sakura!!!*

Tomoyo: So… Aiden has never met her daughter’s boyfriend?

Kero: Swift.

>Once again, trying to be the hero of the day, Aiden rushed down the hall to Sakura's room.

Syaoran:<Aiden, singing> Here I come to save the day!

>Sakura: Oh my GOD!!!!Mercy!!!
>Li: I told you!!!! NO MERCY!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>Sakura: HELP ME!!!!!

Tomoyo: When did you two get into S&M?

Sakura and Syaoran:<blushing> TOMOYO!

>The thumping continued followed by Sakura's constant screaming and the crashing of things.

Sakura:<singing>For you, for me, come crash into me, baby. Come crash into me . .

Kero: Okay! Enough plugging ‘The Seduction Of Sakura’. We’re here to read a fic, not suck up to Kit Spooner.

>*Here goes nothing...*Aiden hit the door with shoulder. It wouldn't open.

Syaoran: It really was nothing, I guess.

>*Son of a...* He had to shoulder it five times before he got really pissed off and he knocked it off

>it's hinges.

Tomoyo: Sorry. Incorrect use of “it’s”.

Kero: Oh, quit nitpicking!

>BOOM!!!!!!!

Syaoran: Aiden fall down, go BOOM!

>(Long pause..................................................................................................)

Tomoyo:<Dentist> Now say “Ah!”

>Sakura:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>Li:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>Aiden:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>Sakura:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>Li:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>Aiden:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tomoyo:<Dentist> Very good!

>There was a naked Li on top of a naked Sakura. Once again...it was obvious what they were doing.

Sakura: Oh my!

Kero: Cue the screaming.

>Sakura:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>Aiden:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Kero: Thank you.

>Li:I THOUGHT YOU SAID MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon>I GUESS HIS WATCH BROKE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

>Aiden ran out the room, down the stairs, and out the house into his car. He started it up and drove

>at an inhuman speed towards the nearest bar.
>*What the hell is this? Freak out your father day? I need to get drunk...."

Kero: My sentiments exactly.

>*********************BACK AT THE HOUSE*****************************

Tomoyo: The mood had been completely ruined.

>Julian had already got his stuff and left.

Kero:<Julian> Sorry, Tory. Your dad killed the mood.

>He didn't want Tori's dad, let alone anyone else know about his sexuality.

Tomoyo: He’s a tad late for that.

Kero:<Julian> That’s it! I’m going back in the closet!

>He was humiliated. Tori had taken off somewhere unknown.

Kero:<Tory, sobbing> I t-thought h-he loved m-m-me. Wahhhhhhhhh!!!

>Sakura and Li just laid there, in the same position that Aiden had found them in, they were in

>shock. Li was the first to speak up...

Kero:<Li Showron> Well, I’m done for tonight… Ugh…

>"Time card....."

Syaoran:<Li Showron>I forgot to punch my time card this morning! Eight hours of work down the drain!

>"Li...what are you doing?"
>He tossed the card to his side a pulled out his sword out of thin air.
>"Freeze the moment!!!!!"
>"Li?!!! Nooo..."

Kero:<Sakura Avalon>I’m not done yet!!

Kero: OW!

>Sakura's plea was cut short by Time's freezing power.
>Li climbed off her and gathered his clothing and left.

Tomoyo: Hopefully, he put it back on before he went outside.

>*Dammed hormones....grumble...shoulda....grumble...ignored em...*
>"UNFREZE!!!" He shouted once he was out of sight and hearing range.
>Li stopped infront of the TV station. He took out everyone there

Syaoran:<Li Showron> I am SO pissed!!

Sakura: Syaoran-kun…

>and made sure his brodcast would be heard and seen on every channel.

Tomoyo: Luckily, Li had obtained a degree in broadcasting just last week and knew how to operate the equipment.

>"Attention Readington, (AN: Or where ever they live...)

All: TOMOEDA!!

>I have an important announcement to make................................"

Kero:<Li Showron>Sakura Avalon’s breasts are fake!

>He waited a few moments before shouting...............
>"HORMONES ARE A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!"

Syaoran:<Li Showron> AND THEN THEY DIE!!!!!!

>*************************END***********************************
>Author's Notes: So, what did cha' think?! Please review!!!!

Sakura: Trust us. You don’t wanna know.

Tomoyo: Yeah. Let’s get out of here.

DEEP 13

Eriol decided he really needed to relax and decided to spend some quality time in his own personal holocabana. But, just as the doors opened, he was greeted by a very disturbing sight; a naked Touya and a naked Ruby Moon. It was very obvious what they were doing.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” screamed Eriol.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” screamed Touya.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” screamed Ruby Moon.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” screamed Eriol.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” screamed Touya.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” screamed Ruby Moon.

Eriol ran out of the holocabana and into the hallway feeling close to nausea. “Damned Ruby Moon… Using my holocabana to live out her damned fantasies…” Eriol muttered something about Ruby Moon not having any equipment for such an activity as he pressed the button.

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me” as the end credits roll.)

Some of you may notice that this is the second version of Episode 12. The original featured “Fallen Horses” by Amazoness Duo but was withdrawn after the Duo complained about it.

Anyway, here are the letters I responded to in that episode…

>i bow to you, Queen of fanfictinn.net.*band head on flor*D@M that hert. realey, you are the best >writer i9n this hole ccs part of whatever*confused look*sorry that bang on the head did somthing. >^_^hehe well gtg. solong Queen. o and start with the seckent season. 'Ja' for now

-“SAL”

Uh, thanks, SAL. But I am a guy. I don’t use the “(aka Syaoran-kun)” tag for nothing. Actually, that’s left over from a now defunct CCS E-Mail RPG on the CCSFWML. I started signing posts as “aka Syaoran Li” because that was the character I played. Someone asked if that meant I should be called “Syaoran-kun”. I liked it so I used it. Just in case any of you were curious.

>*Still laughing*Thanks.I needed this badly.And note to you................I AM NOT A GUY!Thank you

-JimandZazu

Oops! Gomen. The name fooled me. But, then again, SAL thought I was a girl, so everyone makes mistakes.

>Schuleter-
>Yare, yare. The fic you MSTed gave me a headache! I think the second series is hilarious because you make fun >the dub. (Spinny not Binny, if you're wondering why I know...*commited herself to toture*) Eli...tsk tsk >tsk...for a moment I feel sorry for your poor Eriol of your MSTings. Anyway, I was laughing my head off at the >"Whose Line is it Anyway" part (Rather, I was laughing at every part), I hope you continue that ^_*! Omedetou >for reaching a second series, I like the new 'door opening' scenes too!!

-Ms. Magical Girl aka Jeanne

I got a couple of people who pointed out the “Spinny” thing to me. My assumption was based on what I heard Ruby Moon call him and you can never be sure with dubs. The ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ stuff is pretty popular. I’m thinking of writing a new fanfic for it.

>This is hilarious!!!! ^.^ I REALLY needed this 2day!! Believe moi!!! Thank you 4 da comedy!!! I'm >longing 2 c sum of yer work soon!!! I'd also like the iD of all of yer other stories, pLZ? I've been her >4 a lil' while, REAL little so I haven't been able 2 c yer fics :p I bet tehy're as hilarious as this 1!!

Anyone looking for CCST3K can go to the Card Captor Science Theater 3000 homepage at: http://cardcaptor_schlueter.tripod.com which features cool html versions of my MSTings which look a lot better that they do on ff.net.

‘Til next time!

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

Season One:

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

(Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Evangelion Crossover By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

Season Two:

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

>"EEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!! Oh Sakura-chan I'm..so...sor..y...me...best..go...in bed...I mean...

>home....bye..."stuttered and crimson Li.

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